WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Seriously, pal, what the frick is going on here? It's like a clusterfuck of crazy, and I'm just trying to make sense of it all. Is this even real life? This whole thing is giving me a headache. Can someone please shed some light on before I lose it? What In The Hell?! Dude, this is totally bullshit. I'm so pissed right now. It's like the unive